lady finger

話説不久前幫朋友慶祝生日，又再弄tiramisu了，
因爲找不到其中一種原料，所以就打給友人叫他幫忙買。。。

狼：“喂，等下你放工可以幫我過去isetan買lady finger（tiramisu材料）嗎？”

友人：“lady finger？什麽來的？”

狼：“弄tiramisu的材料，你去那裏問就有了。”

友人：“哦，好！”

晚上，友人來到家裏，給了一包東西我

（我當時的表情）

因爲他給了我這個

狼：“這是羊角豆啦！！”

友人：“不對嗎？lady finger啊。”

狼：“是弄tiramisu的手指餅啦。”

友人：“你說你的tiramisu會放特別的東西啊，我就原來~你的秘密武器是羊角豆~”

（我的表情）

我想走蹁全世界也吃不到有羊角豆的tiramisu吧 XD
生活中有這樣可愛的朋友，怎能不開心？哈哈

男人和女人的英文

友人介紹的笑話

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
Yes = No.

No = Yes.

Maybe = Hell no.

We need = I want.

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.

We need to talk = I need to complain.

Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to.

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead.

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.

You're so .. manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like.


MEN'S ENGLISH:
I'm hungry = I'm hungry.

I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.

I'm tired = I'm tired.

Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

I love you = Let's have sex now.

What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question.

May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.

Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.

Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner? = I'll take you to a nice restaurant and then I'd like to have sex with you.

Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next ten minutes.

Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you.

散發開新元素 - 我擠到了

一小女生，自小在城市長大，沒有接觸過郊外動物，
有一天，學校舉辦郊外牧場參觀，小女生就很高興。

到了牧場的當天，牧場主人就帶大家去擠牛奶，
小女生聼了很高興，因爲從來沒有接觸過牛。

“這樣這樣，那樣那樣，看！牛奶出來了。”
牧場主人教導著

過後學生們就各自選一頭牛來擠牛奶。。。

“我擠到了！”

“我也擠到了！”

看著同學們一個個都擠得出牛奶，小女生的牛依然沒有動靜，
於是小女生就加快速度，一直弄啊，弄啊。。。
終于擠出一點點東西了！小女生高興的大喊：

“我擠到啦！我也擠到啦！”

農場主人走過來看了看，對小女生說：

“這頭牛是公的啦！”

爬山記

最近過了些26年來唯一正常（健康）的生活 XD
爬山，游泳，大吃會，爬山，游泳，大吃會。。。

有很多部落客都爬過這座山了，
我國的水晶山，是全世界最長的水晶山，
遠途上都可以看到水晶岩石，
可是沒有時間拍照片。

因爲友人要先吃早餐，所以到達的時候已經遲了，
過後友人就一支箭沖上去了（友人時常爬山），
由於吃太飽加上沒有常運動，
跟著友人的步伐爬了大概10分鐘就開始頂不順了，
結果需要停下來休息，本來還打算要不要繼續時，
山上下來了兩個安蒂和安哥，安蒂拍拍我肩膀笑笑得說了一句：
“後生仔，加油啊”

遇到安蒂的地方

雞蛋糕，沒有理由安蒂可以爬得那麽輕鬆，我竟然沒辦法爬上去！？最後。。。

我上到景色最美那裏了！

本來打算欣賞夠了就要爬到頂，
結果友人說下次再來，再來的時候才爬到頂，所以就作罷。

最美風景的另一邊，吉隆玻

從云中透射出來的光叫holy light，廣東話叫耶穌光（聽説的）


有幾段路程需要手腳並用，“爬”山


站的太遠，拍不到山的傾斜度

下來后跑去山下的小河，本來打算游泳的，
看一看那些水的顔色。。。沒有膽量下去了 XD
就直接躺在草地上（草地也有點髒髒的），看著綠油油的樹。。。

P/S：照片都是手機拍的，所以有些懞查查 ，
這星期六又辦大吃會了，可是不是和部落客。